For the Studio 60 fans
Or rather, for the Studio 60 unfans who spend their lives bitching about this show on Television Without Pity for obscure reasons best known to themselves.

Anyway, I thought you would like to know that Otis Lee Crenshaw got there first:

Otis Lee Crenshaw - Women Call It Stalking
The best moment in your life or any man's life is when that women walks into room full of people and stares across that sea of faces into yours and says, "He's the one". Most the time it's happened to me has been in a police lineup, but what the fuck.

Feel free to dance

I'm only six foot one against this chart on the wall
But when she's identifying me I grow ten feet tall
There's only five guys here so if she singles me out
Kinda makes me special, makes me fell proud
Well she can put her finger on me, the rest of her too
Any kind of attention from that women would do

But women call it stalking
Women call it stalking
It's just selective walking, but women with their tendency to exaggerate
Gonna hug her, gonna mug her, gonna see her some more
Hey judge read the charge just a little bit slower

She said she'll see me in court, well I can't wait
She calls it a trial but I call it a date
When the judge throws the book I'll pretend it's a bouquet
Cause I'm gonna marry that women some day
You can tell a woman that you love her face to face
Or you can do it from a phone call that can't be traced

Women like dinner, women like lunch
Women like roses that come in a bunch
Women like flowers and hedges and trees
Unless you're standing behind one then they call the police
When I see her, they'll be tears down my face
It might be love and it might be mace

But women call it stalking (stalking)
Women call it stalking (stalking)
Just the kind of attention (attention)
That gets you right back in prison (right back in prison)
Gonna hug her, gonna mug her, gonna see her some more
Hey judge read the charge just a little bit slower

(from here)